Thursday, March 6, 2008

Things that don't cut the mustard: Vegemite.


Vegemite tastes like a yeast infection seasoned with too much salt. Don't call me non-Australian 'cause I don't eat the black tar that might as well be the poo you scraped out of your bong.
I love Promite though. I'm too scared to try any of the wanna-be mites: Aussie-mite, Matey-mite, yeasty-mite.

2 comments:

Brownie Boy said...

marmite is the real stuff!
still tastes like crap though...

sharmani said...

Promite does rule indeed.